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Irritating, annoying, infuriating! The 110% accurate satellite- navigation spoof. “At the next junction you will be driven completely round the bend.” Sat-Nag, the in-car non-satellite nagging system. Accurate to within two metres of your mother-in-law. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman`s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands; - `I know you`re a man, but it`s been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you`re lost and ask someone the way`; - `In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right` - `In 50 meters I`m going to put on my most annoying voice and say `Is your shortcut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?` - `In 100 meters I`m going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you`ve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault`. There are loads of them, and the main reason they`re so darn funny is that (whi